“Party All The Time” With COVID-19

March 19, 2020

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I got so tired to seeing stupid parodies of this tune in response to the number one story worldwide at the moment, so I thought I’d add my own idiotic contribution:

Oh he’s such a shitty one, shitty one
Bungling this health care conflagration
Getting public testing kits just begun
And still a year away from vaccination
45 shut up, just give up, while we’re still alive
Get your staff on board with Amendment 25
My, my, my, ay, ay, wooh!
M-m-m my Corona!

South Korea’s closer, huh, China too
Rid Corona in their population
While we sanitize with social distancing
As if that’s gonna stop contamination
Never gonne stop telling lies that are so absurd
Republicans vote out every one this November 3rd
My, my, my, ay, ay, wooh!
M-m-m my Corona!

Seriously, if you need help, please click here for starters (and to give help, please click here).


“Treason’s Greetings” To You Too, Laura!

December 6, 2018

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I give you the following based on this (and just in time for the “War on Christmas”)…

Laura the “Code Red” tyrant
Ran her Fox News show with dread
Her brother this September
Said her heart is “kind of dead”
Comparing libs to ISIS
Wasn’t for her one bit strange
Like piling on Jim Acosta
And ignoring climate change

Then when David Hogg fought back to Laura’s tweet one day
Fox execs all ran and hid, ‘cos “you don’t attack a kid”

Still advertisers left her, though she did retain her job
But Laura was apoplectic: “They all gave in to the mob!”

Seriously, something is wrong with her…

Update 12/7/18: Pot, meet kettle.

Update 6/2/19: Looks like Laura is having more sponsor trouble (here).


Up, Up and Away, Trumpsters!

August 10, 2018

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Kind of bringing this site back a little bit for this item (more here)…

I saw an item from our local news station on Twitter that had a poll about which logo design was most popular for the Trumpian “space force” recently announced here (my contribution to that appears above).

However, I think asking people about a logo only misses the point a bit. I mean, for such a stirring initiative such as a “Space Force,” don’t you think a “fight song” should be included? You know…something rousing to get the blood going? The whole “spirit of adventure” thing, and like that?

Well, with that in mind, here is my contribution:

Space Force, fly in the sky
Far from Mueller’s legal “reach”
Or the Manafort trial
While Rod Rosentein’s impeached
Here’s to changing the narrative from children in jail
And Butina, FSB, NRA “fail”
While our country wonders “Why?”
Fly, space force fly!

Space Force, fly in the sky
Far from Wilbur Ross, a thief
While Trump’s new Twitter feud
With LeBron beggars belief
Is this just a new stunt for Congress to save
From voter disgust and the coming “blue wave”?
Could this be just one more lie?
Fly, space force fly!

(I got a kick out of the way MSNBC reported this with the caption “Guardians of the Galaxy” under Mike Pence while he was giving a speech about it. Yeah, I’d say the whole damn thing is pretty cartoonish also.)


Bad Behavior By Guv in Jersey? Sure!

July 8, 2017

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Makes me recall this TV show (a little late, I know – more here)…

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful slip
From this buffoonish governor
Who’s clearly lost his grip
His fate is the lowest approval rate
In states from shore to shore
And he just played NJ for saps
Like every time before – like every time before

He just shut down the government
To hurt Dems, I suppose
And if not for the humor of these online memes
The beaches would stay closed

No tunnel train nor bridge to cross
Not a transit “luxury”
Like every rich Republican
He’s primitive as can be

His ship of state’s aground again
On this well-traveled isle

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With “Gilligan”

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The “Skipper” too

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The billionaire and his wife

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The faded rock star

And all the rest*

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On Chris Christie’s Isle

I’m waiting for the “meme” of Christie in the beach chair on the moon (any day now, I’m sure).

*-Ending of the theme for the first season

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Update 8/2/17: YEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!


Ode To Bowling Green (Updates)

February 6, 2017

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Visited by the muse once again…

Carry me back to old Bowling Green
The sight of a terror attack never seen
It shows off its Broadway-town glitz and the “glam”
From its urban enclave that was Fort Amsterdam
It’s hard to believe such a place we adore
Was a site where Americans died by the score
But no patriot’s blood there was ever once shed
As with Fredrick Douglass, who was already dead

Carry me back to old Bowling Green
‘Cos if Kellyanne’s wrong, what on earth did she mean?
Is she’s sleepy? Misguided? Covering tracks?
Or is this one more case of “alternative facts”?
Yes, KY defendants sought harm from Iraq
But they’re convicted, sentenced and won’t be sent back
So shore up the homeland so no terror’s sown
But tell Mar-a-Lago it’s all on its own

Thank you – I’ll be signing autographs in the lobby…

Update 2/10/17: At a certain point, there truly are no words (good thing nobody told them about the Phineas Fogbottom Rabid Poultry Infestation, the Skeezix Head Lice Trauma, or the Joan Bletingfield Flatulence Continuation or else we would REALLY have a problem)…

Update 2/19/17: Our thoughts and prayers continue to go out to the brave people of Sweden who continue to labor diligently and live their lives as best they can in the total absence of a terrorist attack (here). How long must they live with the threat of violence that afflicted no casualties whatsoever on the people of that great country? And by the way


Time To “Get Some Game,” Dems!

September 24, 2010

Or, as Will Rogers said, “chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction”…hopefully he would have found this to be funny.

(Maybe a return to posting tomorrow – don’t know yet.)


Some Musical “Mao-Practice” In Tribute To “Jacko”

August 21, 2010

Good enough to make me dust off my “little red book” (even though I have a feeling that that guy making the motion with his hands is going to give me nightmares)…

Hopefully I’ll get back to posting soon, even though what passes for our political discourse is particularly stupid at the moment (though I guess this isn’t helping either, but a laugh now and then doesn’t hurt).


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