Laura the “Code Red” tyrant
Ran her Fox News show with dread
Her brother this September
Said her heart is “kind of dead”
Comparing libs to ISIS
Wasn’t for her one bit strange
Like piling on Jim Acosta
And ignoring climate change
Then when David Hogg fought back to Laura’s tweet one day
Fox execs all ran and hid, ‘cos “you don’t attack a kid”
Still advertisers left her, though she did retain her job
But Laura was apoplectic: “They all gave in to the mob!”
Seriously, something is wrong with her…
Update 12/7/18: Pot, meet kettle.
Update 6/2/19: Looks like Laura is having more sponsor trouble (here).