“Party All The Time” With COVID-19

March 19, 2020

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I got so tired to seeing stupid parodies of this tune in response to the number one story worldwide at the moment, so I thought I’d add my own idiotic contribution:

Oh he’s such a shitty one, shitty one
Bungling this health care conflagration
Getting public testing kits just begun
And still a year away from vaccination
45 shut up, just give up, while we’re still alive
Get your staff on board with Amendment 25
My, my, my, ay, ay, wooh!
M-m-m my Corona!

South Korea’s closer, huh, China too
Rid Corona in their population
While we sanitize with social distancing
As if that’s gonna stop contamination
Never gonne stop telling lies that are so absurd
Republicans vote out every one this November 3rd
My, my, my, ay, ay, wooh!
M-m-m my Corona!

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